The heart of marriage is memories and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom wait until they have been married longer.

Married people from my generation are like an endangered species!

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

Marriage is a coming together for better or for worse, hopefully enduring, and intimate to the degree of being sacred.

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?

Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which sew people together through the years.

One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.