The heart of marriage is memories and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

You marry somebody you love everything about them. You grow to learn about them. You never learn everything.

Married people from my generation are like an endangered species!

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom wait until they have been married longer.

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.

So I think you have to marry for the right reasons, and marry the right person.

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.