How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

Age appears to be best in four things old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.