How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.

A man growing old becomes a child again.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Age appears to be best in four things old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.