The most important thing is to enjoy your life - to be happy - it's all that matters.

A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two things. There will be sleeping enough in the grave.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay.

The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.

I take a simple view of life. It is keep your eyes open and get on with it.