It's very strange that most people don't care if their knowledge of their family history only goes back three generations.

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

For all of those willing to help me start a family, I am flattered. I will let you know when I need your help.

People are pretty forgiving when it comes to other people's families. The only family that ever horrifies you is your own.

I have these visions of myself being thirty, thirty-five, forty having a family.

All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth.

One of the things that binds us as a family is a shared sense of humor.

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

Some of the most important conversations I've ever had occurred at my family's dinner table.