There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else.

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money.

Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.

Disneyland is a work of love. We didn't go into Disneyland just with the idea of making money.

The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.

Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something.

Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.