Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.