Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Life loves the liver of it.

I had no blood relatives till I made some.

May you live all the days of your life.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone.

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge.

The main facts in human life are five: birth, food, sleep, love and death.