Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Old minds are like old horses you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.