Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.

Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.