Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.

A man growing old becomes a child again.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.