Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Age appears to be best in four things old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.