Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.