Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.
forty is old age, fifty is youth of old age
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
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