None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.