Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.

Age appears to be best in four things old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.