Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.

Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

March on. Do not tarry. To go forward is to move toward perfection. March on, and fear not the thorns, or the sharp stones on life's path.