Once you say you're going to settle for second, that's what happens to you in life.

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets.

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor.

Our life is what our thoughts make it.

The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line.