Marriage is the most natural state of man, and... the state in which you will find solid happiness.

You marry somebody you love everything about them. You grow to learn about them. You never learn everything.

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom wait until they have been married longer.

That there's no more important decision in life than who you marry.

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

Married people from my generation are like an endangered species!

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.