Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought.

Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.