Old minds are like old horses you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.

Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice.

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age.

A man growing old becomes a child again.