Old minds are like old horses you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order.

A man growing old becomes a child again.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.