Old minds are like old horses you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought.