You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

A man growing old becomes a child again.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.