None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Age appears to be best in four things old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.