Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.