Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.