Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.

Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.