Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.