Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.

Our business in life is not to succeed, but to continue to fail in good spirits.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

March on. Do not tarry. To go forward is to move toward perfection. March on, and fear not the thorns, or the sharp stones on life's path.

To change ones life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.

A chain is no stronger than its weakest link, and life is after all a chain.