Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls.

Life is but thought.

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

A chain is no stronger than its weakest link, and life is after all a chain.

Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets.