There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last.
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I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
secret of life, get used to it
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
life consists, good cards, hold well
A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two things. There will be sleeping enough in the grave.